Thursday, 9 June 2011

Symbolize Christmas

Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must 

each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into

he first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a 

lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. 
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set 

of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint 
Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his 

pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. 
St.Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and 
asked,"And just what do those Symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

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