Missing Friend

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian,a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Zulu, an Afrikaner and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you  come in without a Thai".